Tales from the Trenches

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Description Share your five minute work-related rant with an audience, which is forbidden from suggesting you to use Linux and open$foo-ng instead of Windows and Active Directory. Alcohol is allowed and encouraged.

--- Lasst eurem arbeitsbezogenen Hass für 5 Minuten freien Lauf vor einem Publikum, das keine besserwisserischen Verbesserungsvorschläge machen darf. Alkohol ist erlaubt und empfohlen.

Type Discussion
Kids session No
Keyword(s) social
Processing assembly C3PB
Person organizing Farhaven
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We all know them: the tiny annoyances that accumulate through our daily work life. You can't do anything about them but attack them head on, because that's your job. At this session, you can air your frustration for five minutes in front of an audience that has experienced the same or worse things. Every line of work is welcome!

There are three rules:

  • You get about five minutes for your rant
  • The audience is forbidden from making smartass remarks in the vein of "Well that would've been way easier with Linux and open$foo-ng and $ProjectIHappenToBeAMemberOf instead of Windows and Active Directory"
  • Alcohol is allowed and encouraged


Ihr kennt alle diese kleinen fiesen Probleme bei der Arbeit, die meist von anderen verursacht und von $Admin mit viel zu hohem Überstundenkonto, zu wenig Kaffee und kaum Schlaf gefixt werden müssen, ohne dass ihr euch beschweren könnt, denn das ist nunmal euer Job. Hier habt ihr 5 Minuten, um euch vor einem (kleinen) Publikum das gleiches oder schlimmeres erlebt hat, den Hass von der Seele zu reden. Jede Art von Arbeit ist willkommen!

Es gibt nur drei Regeln:

  • Jeder hat ca 5 Minuten
  • Das Publikum darf keine Klugscheisserbemerkungen wie "Mit Linux und open$foo-ng und $ProjektAnDemIchMitarbeite wäre das alles besser gegangen als mit Windows und Active Directory!" von sich geben
  • Alkohol ist erlaubt und empfohlen