Assembly:European CERTs and CSIRTs
|https://www.cert-verbund.de/, http://circl.lu/, http://cert.ee/
|Space for anyone working with a CERT, CSIRT or similiar organisation for "face-to-face" discussions after one year of digital contact. Defenders only, spies will be ratted out to their primary antagonist.
|Experience in dissecting malware
|chaos competence center
|Cluster:Open Infrastructure Orbit
|Related to Assembly
|cert, csirt, freedom of communication
|Location for self-organized sessions
The internet. It is a tough job to keep it safe, and and even tougher job to find people who'll keep it that way. Working in shifts, working overtime, listening to an ever growing volume of complaints per minute, we fight crime, spies and the assorted riff-raff. While others feel threatened by people who use "the wrong linux" or "the wron editor" our opponents are criminals who own enough cocain to provide snow for the winter olympics even if it would take place in the sahara as well as the neverending supply of especially smelly minions herded by the likes of mr. clapper (and everyone else who hates freedom -unless it is their own, of course).
This assembly is for for CERT, CSIRTs and like-minded organisations. It provides a way to discuss projects furthering the freedom of the internet and not have it digress into a pile of ads, fridges fighting light-bulbs fighting microwaves and spies spying on spies.