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Description „Das ist ja widerwärtig!“ – „Und illegal.“ <>
Members Buckket, Dnklgr, Erlehmann, Fengor2015, Libellula, Nienor, Plomlompom, Powl, Sproodl, Waxmuth
Projects Speed Dating
Self-organized Sessions Hobelschlunzen Cinema, Hobelschlunzen-SpeedDating Session, Postapocalyptic schmuck
Tags dating, freesoftware, magicthegathering, sex, art, icarly, psychedelic installations, rhetorics, rpg, sexuality
Registered on
Location for self-organized sessions Yes
Other villages by tags...
Location 146.07854, 135.07483
Orga contact
Citizens 16
Needs network 2) normal wired Villages describe network needs
Needs power 2) Village with up to 30 citizens (16A CEE 400V)
Power comment see section "eletrical appliances" in our main village description
Village plans ... bring light installations, ... build up a big tent, ... bring some special machines, ... install a fridge or a freezer, ... have any other unusual installations, ... run a kitchen for our citizens
Village constraints We do not make party but will make some noise., We will provide space to hang out for other camp participants on our village, We would like to have trees on our village area, We like to show the stuff we do
Village comments plans We are going to have at least one sandwich maker and a fridge. We also want to have a speed dating area, needing outside space for approximately 10 chairs. We may show weird videos with a small video projector and play sound with a weak sound system (cinema energy needs: < 150 W).
Likes to rent a tent No
Descibing tents to rent
Likes to rent chairs
Likes to rent tables
Provides transport for
Has plans with tracks
Size needed 96 256
Has order interest No
Planning notes We are unsure regarding space constraints. We did include space needed for our speed dating, 10 chairs and a table. We have one big 9-people tent which has a T-shaped footprint. We may have a small number of smaller 1-or-2 person tents. And we plan to have a pavillon, 3×6m or 3×9m.

We wish to be situated far away of the nomnomnom village (due to personal reasons) and away from systemd developers. Please do not place our village directly beside a busy path. It might be a good idea to place us not directly beside people who are easily disturbed or offended by sexual stuff, such as conservatives or people bringing small children.


The Hobelschlunzen village attempts to enhance the social, æsthetic, culinary, sexual, and cognitive experience of the Camp.

We will provide speed dating sessions, using the enterprise software solutions speeddating-formgen and speeddating-pairgen.

We will host talks, workshops and games.

We will display art inspired by the iCarlyist tradition and the works of Spencer Shay, and maybe some trippy stuff.


Responsible for scheduling: zeitrafferin. Be free to submit your talk here!

  • Talk: The beautiful but unloved mind of trolls, bernds and nerds - a character study (zeitrafferin)
  • Workshop: Tütenw1 - semiotics of numbers and symbols; how to write and calculate with calculated words (buckket & zeitrafferin)


  • Some members will bring Magic The Gathering cards and are happy to play.
  • One member will prepare a P&P RPG.
  • Sproodl might bring the board game Zombiecide.
  • Plomlompom can teach Nim/Marienbad (as played in Last Year at Marienbad) and Chinese Roulette (as played in the Fassbinder movie of the same name)

Speed Dating

We will host multiple sessions of Projects:Speed_Dating, probably daily between 13:30 and 15:30. Learn more about it at the Lightning Talk (hopefully Day 16:15) or by reading the project page.

Join our speed dating!


We plan to make art with papier-mâché. Feel free to join. Feel free to bring old newspaper as material.


It is prohibited to

  • cite Theodor W. Adorno or Rainer Winkler
  • perform hate against Nerds, Trolls, Youtubers, Bernds
  • use the words “Fotze” or “Arschloch” (or translations)
  • use Apple (except for paulaner; special permit) and/or Windows
  • threaten with or intentionally practice uninvited physical contact
  • belittle someone because of their sexuality (slut shaming is bad, mkay!)

Consequences of prohibited behavior:

  • If you use bad OS, eat crap, cite overcited literature or perform hate, you shall be punished with finger pointing, laughter and losing your street credibility.
  • If you threaten to use or practice uninvited physical contact, you will be banned from village grounds.
  • If you repeat doing anything of the prohibited actions, you will be pilloried.


sleeping there

  • buckket (arrived)
  • blauert
  • erlehmann
  • Jens Peter (arrived)
  • Molch (arrived)
  • classified information (maybe)
  • classified information (maybe)
  • paulaner (arrived)
  • plomlompom (arrived)
  • powl (arrived)
  • sproodl (arrived)
  • zichy (maybe)

sleeping elsewhere

  • fengor (arrived)
  • nienor
  • waxmuth
  • sackab (wer ist das?)
  • cyo


Please note who brings what.


  • 1 bag of condoms (HT special)
  • 1 distribution socket master/slave
  • 1 folding desk
  • 1 IKEA bag (blue)
  • >10 magic the gathering decks
  • 2 pocket knifes
  • 1 screwdriver set
  • 1 tarp (blue, 3m×3m)
  • 1 tent for 9 persons
  • 1 USB charger (230V)
  • 1 USB line (I'll show you later)
  • 1 Linksys WRT54GL


  • 1 big projector
  • 1 small folding desk (1 more if transporter is flexible)
  • 2 clumsy folding chairs (more if transporter is flexible)
  • 1 toolbox
  • 1 bible
  • 8 rolls of toilet paper


  • 2 hammocks
  • 1 3mx3m tarp
  • 1 gas stove with 430g gas canister
  • 1 camping pot 1,5l
  • 1 set screwdriver
  • 10m ridgeline
  • 4fach Kabeltrommel 10m
  •  ?m Verlaengerungsschnur


  • 1 hammock
  • 1 floor lamp
  • some rubber gloves
  • 5 mtg decks
  • 1 zombiecide
  • 1 S.O.S. Affenalarm
  • old newspaper, a bucket and flour for pm (also brushes)
  • speed dating forms (still need to be printed), a rotary cutter and spray chalk
  • 1 Bierzeltgarnitur
  • some folding chairs (2 - 5, depending on transportation options)
  • 1 gas barbecue and a pot

Electrical Appliances

  • 15× Laptop (1x65W?)
  • 1× projector (240W)
  • 1× Speakers (60W)
  • light & light installations (~ 500W in total?)
  • induction hob plate (1800W)
  • 16 port switch (without a long cable) (20W)

Shopping List


  • 1× 32A-to-16A-Adapter (approx. 20€)
  • light installation stuff?


  • bandages
  • disinfectant
  • kitchen papier
  • sunblocker
  • toilet paper

Beverage Wishlist

Please write your name behind the order. The unit for orders is crates. We need to contact the Bar Operations Center if we order 10 or more crates:

  • ½× crate Mate (erlehmann)
  • ½× crate Mate (sproodl)
  • ½× crate Mate (blauert)
  • 1× crate Mate (buckket)
  • 1× crate Mate (Jens Peter)
  • 1× crate Mate (paulaner)
  • 1× crate Mate (powl)

total so far: 5½ crates Mate

  • 1× crate Beer (sproodl)
  • 1× crate Beer (buckket)
  • 1× crate Beer (paulaner)

total so far: 3 crates Beer

  • 1x crate water (fengor)
  • 1x crate water (sproodl)

total so far: 2 crates water

total: 11 crates