Event

Do you like comparing yourself to others? Ever feel insecure? Are you unsure about the effects of E? Well, we have calipers! Write down your length measurements on a piece of paper along with your name, and bring it to bzd staff. Winner gets bragging rights.

!!! BRING YOUR OWN PENIS (CONCEALED CARRY ONLY). ANYONE EXPOSING THEIR GENITALS IN PUBLIC WILL BE IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFIED AND THEIR BALLS DECIMATED !!!