Tina Belmont is A transgender refugee from the US A recovering former American A burned out former videogame programmer A child of the 1980's Justified and ancient A Daughter of Darkness The Mistress of the Nightshift The Priestess with the Least-est The Never-on-Time-Lady The Queen of Popdikorn The Madame of Paddin' The Body of Lies She/She++ Program-her Engin-her Make-her Develop-her She-vangelist Thot Leader Behind-the-Screen Queen Trans Terror An exile with style and a smile A Jagged Straightedge The princess of edge cases KSK reject The loneliest vampire

Your mother's ~special~ friend...

This sweet sister will send you STRAIGHT TO HELL! There * Is * No * Alternative! That's me! Tina Belmont!