We took "move slow and mend things" to heart and decided to make the world's slowest pixel-setting canvas. Users can only submit pixels on the canvas using such advanced means as

• talking to us in person
• sending hand-written chaos post cards
• callung us via DECT
• fax (hopefully)

Last time we checked, we were only 10% slower than the average government agency. We'll be working continuously during 39c3 to ramp that number up to at least 15%