Die CLACKEN CLACKEN CLACKEN

Explore the latest technology from the Discworld with this fully[1] functional, entirely[2] asbestos-free, completely[3] safe and quite[4] unlikely to spontaneously combust clacks tower. A construction which would impress Herr Leonard von Quirm himself with it's complexity in your[5] back yard. Comes in your favorite color[6]. Certified completely magic-free, entirely based on engineering[7] and virtually incapable of sending em—dashes and other hexes[8] over the air.

You can broadcast your message by visiting https://onlyclacks.com (works during the event)[9].

GNU Terry Pratchett

[1][2][3][4] For a certain amount of "fully", "entirely", "completely" and "quite". [5] Our. [6] Black. [7] It may actually work and send your message on days other than the full moon. [8] We are attempting to have this certified by our resident Witch. [9] We commit to an SLA between 0% and 100%.