Versagomat
Do you know that nagging fear of failure? Do you think you won't be able to handle that next project? Worried you won't live up to your role as a parent, partner or leprechaun? Don't worry, call the Versagomat hotline. We offer a wide range of personalised sagas for failures of all kinds. Short, to the point and usually without any discernible meaning behind them. Effective and soothing for the fear of failure.
The experience is (of course!1!!) personalised with our Custom AI Algorithmâ„¢ and powered by big data (262,565,740 bytes of audio).