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My friend lost his/her virginity and got involved in an outer-space-kinda love affair with a chatbot. The stars & planets were sadly enough not aligning to the cccamp of 2023. Our village lost a dear creature, willing to stand by and fight for our digital rights. Can you replace him/her? Show us your special skills, tricks, stunts or meaningful contribution and make a colorful offer. zzepposs@me.com