European CERTs and CSIRTs

Website	https://www.cert-verbund.de/, http://circl.lu/, http://cert.ee/
Contact	stefan@zankapfel.org wolpertwo
Description	Space for anyone working with a CERT, CSIRT or similiar organisation for "face-to-face" discussions after one year of digital contact. Defenders only, spies will be ratted out to their primary antagonist.
Members	1sand0s, Ipo2323, Janesmae, Skaro, Skaro, Wolpertwo
Projects	create project
Self-organized Sessions	create self-organized session
Tags	cert, csirt, freedom of communication
Registered on	12 November 2016 22:40:31
Location for self-organized sessions	no
Self-organized session notes	It is a bit difficult for us to plan a session. Simply because this is really a harsh and time consuming job (do NOT let any uppity antivirus or security vendor guy tell you otherwise). Most of us will come "straight from the field". We might play a tiny violin in addition to slow-rap lamenting the decline of the internet as a platform for human progress and collaboration towards a better future. However, if someone needs a spy stabbed (hard) just send them over.
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Location	Note: The location on the map does not represent a reservation of a location and might not represent the actual place, where a assembly can be found. The place can be changed within the form of the assembly by anyone. It will be updated by the assembly itself on day 0 or day 1 as soon as the actual location is known.
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Orga contact	stefan@zankapfel.org
Brings	Networking Equipment (less than 50 Watt) Computer (less than 50 Watt) Large Screen to show simulated CYBERwar (50 Watts)
Projects	Cyberfreedom from the oppressor(s) International Cooperation OpenSource Defense
Uses money	no money handling
Plays TING	no
Plays TING skills	{{{Plays ting skills}}}
Character of assembly	just a gathering space
Seats needed	20
Extra seats	0
Assembly specification	want quiet place, want sit in background, want low light
Planning notes	We can easily share space with infuanfu due to overlapping attendees. We bring a large monitor (TV) to display bots fighting bots and entertaining novelty tablecloth.
past congress review	This assembly has been at congress for quite some years. However, last year we were in accidental go-through area (behind the infodesk) and had no way of having an undisturbed conversation. It was bit unclear WHY people were passing by there, seems to be some sort of confusion. Pairing us with someone relaxed like infuanfu would also be cool because tea. And we do not mix well with folks who'd like to tell us "what I would do if I were an internet criminal".

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The internet. It is a tough job to keep it safe, and and even tougher job to find people who'll keep it that way. Working in shifts, working overtime, listening to an ever growing volume of complaints per minute, we fight crime, spies and the assorted riff-raff. While others feel threatened by people who use "the wrong linux" our opponents are criminals who own enough cocain to provide snow for the winter olympics even if it would take place in the sahara as well as the neverending supply of smelly minions herded the likes of mr. clapper (and everyone else who hates freedom -unless it is their own, of course).

This assembly is for for CERT, CSIRTs and like-minded organisations. It provides a way to discuss projects furthering the freedom of the internet and not have it digress into a pile of ads, fridges fighting light-bulbs fighting microwaves.