HAIL ERIS! A CHAOTIC INVITATION TO THE MATRIX DEVICE VERIFICATION RITUAL
Rejoice, fellow wanderers of the encrypted realms! The time has come to cast aside doubt, summon the divine power of Trust, and VERIFY your shiny electric totems.
Bring your many devices (yes, even that one). Gather in glorious confusion with your fellow Matrixians to affirm their true allegiance in the grand cosmic dance of encryption. Through the sacred rites of cross-signing and QR-code-scanning, we shall banish the agents of entropy and strengthen our bonds of secure chaos!
No prior wisdom needed—just your devices and a readiness for disorder. Trust not the machine until you VERIFY THE MACHINE.
Discord awaits. Encryption unites. Let the verification party commence! HAIL ERIS! 🎉