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Description „Das ist ja widerwärtig!“ – „Und illegal.“ <>
Members Buckket, Dnklgr, Erlehmann, Fengor2015, Libellula, Nienor, Plomlompom, Powl, Sproodl, Waxmuth
Projects Speed Dating
Self-organized Sessions Hobelschlunzen Cinema, Hobelschlunzen-SpeedDating Session, Postapocalyptic schmuck
Tags dating, food, freesoftware, magicthegathering, sex, art, icarly, psychedelic installations, rhetorics
Registered on
Location for self-organized sessions Yes
Other villages by tags...
Location -987654321, -987654321
Orga contact
Citizens 16
Needs network 2) normal wired Villages describe network needs
Needs power 2) Village with up to 30 citizens (16A CEE 400V)
Power comment see section "eletrical appliances" in our main village description
Village plans ... bring light installations, ... build up a big tent, ... bring some special machines, ... install a fridge or a freezer, ... have any other unusual installations, ... run a kitchen for our citizens
Village constraints We do not make party but will make some noise., We will provide space to hang out for other camp participants on our village, We would like to have trees on our village area, We like to show the stuff we do
Village comments plans We are going to have at least one sandwich maker and a fridge. We also want to have a speed dating area, needing outside space for approximately 10 chairs. We may show weird videos with a small video projector and play sound with a weak sound system (cinema energy needs: < 150 W).
Likes to rent a tent No
Descibing tents to rent
Likes to rent chairs
Likes to rent tables
Provides transport for
Has plans with tracks
Size needed 96 256
Has order interest No
Planning notes We are unsure regarding space constraints. We did include space needed for our speed dating, 10 chairs and a table. We have one big 9-people tent which has a T-shaped footprint. We may have a small number of smaller 1-or-2 person tents. And we plan to have a pavillon, 3×6m or 3×9m.

We wish to be situated far away of the nomnomnom village (due to personal reasons) and away from systemd developers. Please do not place our village directly beside a busy path. It might be a good idea to place us not directly beside people who are easily disturbed or offended by sexual stuff, such as conservatives or people bringing small children.


The Hobelschlunzen village attempts to enhance the social, æsthetic, culinary, sexual, and cognitive experience of the Camp.

We will provide speed dating sessions, using the enterprise software solutions speeddating-formgen and speeddating-pairgen.

We will also provide sandwiches and showcase a novel modular cubist approach to prepare food in an æsthetically pleasing way.

We will display art inspired by the iCarlyist tradition and the works of Spencer Shay, and maybe some trippy stuff.


sleeping there

sleeping elsewhere

  • fengor
  • nienor
  • waxmuth

Electrical Appliances

  • 1-2× Sandwich-Maker (800W each)
  • 15× Laptop (1x65W?)
  • 1× pico projector (< 150W?)
  • 1× Speakers (60W)
  • light & light installations (~ 500W in total?)
  • induction hob plate (1800W)
  • JBL blinki blinki

Shopping List

  • 1× 400V-to-230V-Adapter with „FI Schutzschalter“ (approx. 150€)
  • 1× 32A-to-16A-Adapter (approx. 20€)
  • 1× Pavillon (approx. 200€?)
  • 1× Fridge? (???€)
  • Salami
  • Cheese (only cheese that can be stored without a fridge)
  • Toast bread
  • usable pico beamer (approx. 200€?)
  • light installation stuff?

Beverage Wishlist

Please write your name behind the order. The unit for orders is crates. We need to contact the Bar Operations Center if we order 10 or more crates:

  • 1× crate Mate (erlehmann)
  • ½× crate Mate (sproodl)
  • ½× crate Mate (blauert)
  • 1× crate Mate (buckket)
  • 1× crate Mate (Jens Peter)
  • 1× crate Mate (paulaner)

total so far: 5 crates Mate

  • 1× crate Beer (sproodl)
  • 1× crate Beer (buckket)
  • 1× crate Beer (paulaner)

total so far: 3 crates Beer

Buying a Pavillon



Responsible for scheduling: zeitrafferin. Be free to submit your talk here!

  • Talk: The beautiful but unloved mind of trolls, bernds and nerds - a character study (zeitrafferin)


It is prohibited to

  • use Apple (except for paulaner; special permit) and/or Windows
  • eat cheap meat (must be Neuland or better)
  • cite Theodor W. Adorno
  • perform hate against Nerds, Trolls, Youtubers and/or Bernds
  • use the words "Fotze" and "Arschloch" (also "Asshole")
  • threaten with or intentionally practice uninvited physical contact

Consequences of prohibited behavior:

  • If you use bad OS, eat crap, cite overcited literature or perform hate, you shall be punished with finger pointing, laughter and losing your street credibility.
  • If you threaten to use or practice uninvited physical contact, you will be banned from village grounds.
  • If you repeat doing anything of the prohibited actions, you will be pilloried.