IRC on a Plane
From Chaos Communication Camp 2007
[edit] IRC on a Plane
Here's an excerpt of the log from #hoap on the first ever 39,000 ft IRC server!
18:26 -!- curiosity [~cwright@192.168.42.116] has joined #hoap 18:26 -!- Topic for #hoap: IRC on a plane! "If assholes could fly, IRC would be an airport." -- Some Dude 18:26 -!- Topic set by yotta [~yotta@192.168.7.254] [Mon Aug 6 17:48:41 2007] 18:26 [Users #hoap] 18:26 [@yotta ] [+delay] [+JackRadical] [ bre ] 18:26 [+b9punk] [+eliot] [+samj ] [ curiosity] 18:26 -!- Irssi: #hoap: Total of 8 nicks [1 ops, 0 halfops, 5 voices, 2 normal] 18:26 <@yotta> b9punk: I still am amazed that airport security didn't bat an eye at that device. 18:26 -!- yayvm [~yayvm@192.168.42.65] has joined #hoap 18:26 -!- yayvm [~yayvm@192.168.42.65] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 18:26 -!- Channel #hoap created Mon Aug 6 16:48:20 2007 18:26 -!- Irssi: Join to #hoap was synced in 12 secs 18:26 -!- JackRadical [~user@192.168.42.170] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 18:26 -!- rj45 [~telekomma@192.168.42.175] has joined #hoap 18:26 <@yotta> but it can't push enough current to run my laptop, so enjoy 18:26 < rj45> hi there :) 18:26 -!- JackRadical [~user@192.168.42.170] has joined #hoap 18:26 -!- yayvm [~yayvm@192.168.42.65] has joined #hoap 18:26 samj [~grutz@192.168.42.194] requested CTCP PING from #hoap: 1186449979 504392 18:26 samj [~grutz@192.168.42.194] requested CTCP PING from #hoap: 1186449982 472445 18:26 samj [~grutz@192.168.42.194] requested CTCP PING from #hoap: 1186449984 120193 18:26 samj [~grutz@192.168.42.194] requested CTCP PING from #hoap: 1186449986 386 18:26 samj [~grutz@192.168.42.194] requested CTCP PING from #hoap: 1186449987 720596 18:26 samj [~grutz@192.168.42.194] requested CTCP PING from #hoap: 1186449990 24507 18:27 samj [~grutz@192.168.42.194] requested CTCP PING from #hoap: 1186450024 768548 18:27 -!- mode/#hoap [+vvvv bre curiosity JackRadical rj45] by yotta 18:27 -!- mode/#hoap [+v yayvm] by yotta 18:27 <+rj45> just so you know, i am the journalist being with you 18:27 <@yotta> ah 18:27 <+curiosity> L00k! Phenterm1n3! Ci@l1s! V14gra! SPAM ON A PLANE! :) 18:27 <+bre> yay, it works! 18:28 <@yotta> I'm 99% sure that this is the largest airborne IRC network ever. 18:28 <+eliot> I'm amazed at how easily you typed that spam 18:28 <+delay> He has talents. 18:28 <@yotta> don't make me set +m :P 18:28 <+eliot> I can't seem to get the stream 18:28 -!- samj [~grutz@192.168.42.194] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 18:28 -!- parity [~Eric@192.168.42.124] has joined #hoap 18:28 <+curiosity> heh 18:28 -!- samj [~grutz@192.168.42.194] has joined #hoap 18:28 <+curiosity> so, where's the stream coming from? 18:29 <+delay> samj> udp multicast: 239.255.3.00 - not rifftrax'd 18:29 <@yotta> vlc 18:29 <@yotta> i have not tried 18:29 -!- mode/#hoap [+vv parity samj] by yotta 18:30 <+samj> stream back 18:32 -!- nickfarr [~Nickfarr3@192.168.42.148] has joined #hoap 18:32 -!- samj is now known as grutz 18:33 -!- mode/#hoap [+v nickfarr] by yotta 18:33 <+eliot> ah snap, got it 18:33 -!- yotta changed the topic of #hoap to: IRC on a plane! "If assholes could fly, IRC would be an airport." -- Some Dude | Welcome to the world's largest flying IRC channel 18:33 <+delay> Hey, seems t be working. 18:33 <+delay> No, I spoke too soon. 18:33 grutz [~grutz@192.168.42.194] requested CTCP PING from #hoap: 1186450353 433562 18:33 <+nickfarr> HACKERS ON A PLANE BITCHEZZZZ 18:33 <+nickfarr> (By the way, the power on the plane is really, really dirty.) 18:33 <+nickfarr> And I am almost out of batteries. 18:33 <+nickfarr> Is anyone here? 18:33 -!- dataworm [~bla@192.168.42.142] has joined #hoap 18:33 <@yotta> yes 18:33 <+grutz> bl00p 18:33 <@yotta> we love you ndf! 18:33 -!- mode/#hoap [+v dataworm] by yotta 18:33 <+dataworm> 9 18:33 <+dataworm> 8 18:33 <+dataworm> 7 18:33 <+dataworm> Hi 18:33 <+rj45> nickfarr, will there be power on the bus? 18:34 -!- JackRadical [~user@192.168.42.170] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 18:34 <@yotta> for what? 18:34 <+grutz> i'm having a big lag problem 18:34 grutz [~grutz@192.168.42.194] requested CTCP PING from #hoap: 1186450391 858011 18:34 <+dataworm> Will there be internet on the bus? 18:34 <@yotta> my battery pack can charge cell phone at least 18:34 <@yotta> b9punk is currently running a hard drive off of it. 18:34 <+bre> ok, we should have gotten snakes on a plane and all watched copies of it and mystery 3000'd it! 18:34 <+delay> If not, why not? 18:35 <+curiosity> heh 18:35 <+curiosity> can't get to the stream 18:38 <@yotta> bre: yes. we should have. 18:38 grutz [~grutz@192.168.42.194] requested CTCP PING from #hoap: 1186450470 638397 18:38 grutz [~grutz@192.168.42.194] requested CTCP PING from #hoap: 1186450487 646248 18:38 <@yotta> but the other passengers would have hated us for it. 18:38 <@yotta> where are we right now? 18:38 <@yotta> rj45: I have portable AC power, but it can't run laptops, it seems. 18:38 grutz [~grutz@192.168.42.194] requested CTCP PING from #hoap: 1186450503 286024 18:38 <+bre> doh! 18:38 <@yotta> oh. 18:38 -!- parity [~Eric@192.168.42.124] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 18:38 <+bre> in 1:05 I will be ircing from the bathroom 18:38 -!- Georgyo [~georgyo@192.168.42.143] has joined #hoap 18:38 -!- nickfarr [~Nickfarr3@192.168.42.148] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 18:38 <@yotta> [obligitory attempt to send n00bs to goatse] 18:38 -!- b9punk [~b9punk@192.168.42.133] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 18:38 <@yotta> is this thing still on? 18:38 -!- peter [~rytus@192.168.42.66] has joined #hoap 18:38 <+eliot> ping 18:38 < Georgyo> me wants voice 18:38 -!- mode/#hoap [+vv Georgyo peter] by yotta 18:38 <@yotta> no begging :P 18:38 -!- grutz [~grutz@192.168.42.194] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 18:38 -!- mode/#hoap [-v Georgyo] by yotta 18:38 <@yotta> ;) 18:38 -!- b9punk [~b9punk@192.168.42.133] has joined #hoap 18:38 -!- mode/#hoap [+v Georgyo] by yotta 18:38 -!- peter [~rytus@192.168.42.66] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 18:38 -!- dataworm [~bla@192.168.42.142] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 18:38 <+bre> watching one flew over the cuckoos nest 18:39 -!- mode/#hoap [+v b9punk] by yotta 18:39 -!- grutz [~grutz@192.168.42.194] has joined #hoap 18:39 -!- mode/#hoap [+v grutz] by yotta 18:39 <+Georgyo> Laag is extream 18:39 <+bre> does anyone have the stream of 300 working? 18:39 <+grutz> no more vlc stream, it kills the mother fucking plane 18:39 <@yotta> motherfucking plane :( 18:39 <+Georgyo> LOL 18:39 -!- delay [~delay@192.168.42.225] has quit [Quit: EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE] 18:39 -!- user_ [~user@192.168.42.170] has joined #hoap 18:39 <+curiosity> hehe 18:39 -!- mode/#hoap [+v user_] by yotta 18:40 -!- delay [~delay@192.168.42.225] has joined #hoap 18:40 <@yotta> delay: No daleks allowed! 18:40 -!- mode/#hoap [+v delay] by yotta 18:40 <+delay> Tell that to them, see how far it gets you! 18:40 -!- rytus [~rytus@192.168.42.66] has joined #hoap 18:40 -!- mode/#hoap [+v rytus] by yotta 18:40 <+rytus> hi 18:40 <+curiosity> daleks on a motherfuckin' plane? 18:40 <+Georgyo> hi 18:41 <+eliot> fucking kid just moved to the empty seat just to recline into me 18:41 <+curiosity> a/s/l? 18:41 <+delay> If streaming didn't destroy the network I'd stream some episodes of Dr Who. 18:41 <+Georgyo> thats talnet 18:41 <+user_> KICK HIM 18:41 <+curiosity> heh 18:41 <+rytus> in the face 18:41 <+Georgyo> The people behind me punch my chair when I go back 18:41 * yotta screenshots 18:41 <+curiosity> I thought the germans were supposed to be polite now? 18:41 -!- b9punk [~b9punk@192.168.42.133] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 18:41 <+grutz> punch them back in the face 18:42 <+Georgyo> Naw 18:42 <+eliot> ""/kick fucking kid 18:42 <@yotta> hahaa 18:42 <+Georgyo> It feels kinda of good 18:42 <+eliot> didn't work 18:42 -!- Topic for #hoap: IRC on a plane! "If assholes could fly, IRC would be an airport." -- Some Dude | Welcome to the world's largest flying IRC channel 18:42 -!- Topic set by yotta [~yotta@192.168.7.254] [Mon Aug 6 18:33:27 2007] 18:42 <@yotta> yeah, get him on irc so i can /kick him 18:42 -!- user_ is now known as JackRadical 18:42 <+Georgyo> they got tired 18:42 -!- You're now known as curiosity_30K 18:43 <+curiosity_30K> figured I'd start a convention - nick + seat # 18:43 <@yotta> oh 18:43 <+eliot> the seat used to be ours maybe we can just force him to gtfo 18:43 <@yotta> fuck yes. 18:43 -!- delay is now known as delay_31a 18:43 <+curiosity_30K> heh 18:43 -!- Georgyo is now known as Georgre_32A 18:43 -!- grutz is now known as grutz_ONDAWING 18:43 -!- yotta is now known as yotta_28D 18:43 <+grutz_ONDAWING> there's a man on the wing of this plane! 18:43 <+eliot> yeah, but 30K sounds awesome 18:43 <@yotta_28D> true 18:43 <+eliot> not like 29A 18:44 <+curiosity_30K> now if I knew any tcl I'd write a bot to map everyone by seat # :) 18:44 <+delay_31a> 36C would be good too. 18:44 -!- grutz_ONDAWING is now known as grutz_26Hz 18:44 <+eliot> wait, where am I? 18:44 <+curiosity_30K> hells yeah - I'm from the future! 18:44 <+bre> anyone got a gps to hold out the window to check elevation? 18:44 <+curiosity_30K> hahaha 18:44 <@yotta_28D> It's /nick newnamehere if you don't know. 18:44 <+grutz_26Hz> have to look at the tv monitors for that info 18:45 <@yotta_28D> yeah, i know, moving your head is so hard 18:45 <+grutz_26Hz> i got whiplash 18:45 -!- eliot is now known as eliot_28G 18:45 <@yotta_28D> IRC @ 39000 feet 18:45 -!- JackRadical is now known as JackRadical_25H 18:45 <+grutz_26Hz> a new low! 18:45 <+Georgre_32A> The extream geeks 18:46 <+bre> -50 Celcius 18:46 -!- yotta_28D changed the topic of #hoap to: IRC on a plane! "If assholes could fly, IRC would be an airport." -- Some Dude | Welcome to the world's largest flying IRC channel (39000 ft) 18:46 <+Georgre_32A> worlds larges flying IRC server 18:46 -!- yayvm [~yayvm@192.168.42.65] has quit [Quit: I was fake anyway] 18:47 <@yotta_28D> bre, rj45, rytus: conform please :) 18:47 <+rj45> thx for now 18:47 -!- rj45 [~telekomma@192.168.42.175] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 18:47 <+eliot_28G> shun shun shun 18:47 <+Georgre_32A> Rytus is busy on iptables 18:47 <+delay_31a> Typical reporter, get what you want and then run. :p 18:48 <@yotta_28D> what, a bunch of hackers acting like hackers on irc? 18:48 <+grutz_26Hz> (.)(.) 18:48 <+Georgre_32A> heh 18:48 <@yotta_28D> (.Y.) < much nicer :P 18:49 <+curiosity_30K> ^_^ 18:49 <+grutz_26Hz> those are just pushed together 18:49 <+delay_31a> camwhore shot. 18:49 <@yotta_28D> um, anyway.... 18:49 <@yotta_28D> haha 18:49 <+curiosity_30K> wow, so elevation does not have a direct correlation to the level of discourse. duly noted. 18:49 <@yotta_28D> heh 18:49 <+grutz_26Hz> hey these macbooks have isights 18:50 <@yotta_28D> well, we ARE all high. 18:50 <+grutz_26Hz> we could camwhore on a plane! 18:50 <@yotta_28D> wow. 18:50 <@yotta_28D> just. 18:50 <@yotta_28D> wow. 18:50 <+curiosity_30K> hahaha 18:50 <+delay_31a> wow. 18:50 -!- rytus is now known as rytus_32c 18:50 <+Georgre_32A> Super High 18:50 <+JackRadical_25H> Good point 18:50 <+curiosity_30K> turn on bonjour? 18:50 <+delay_31a> Some things are best not contemplated. 18:50 <+curiosity_30K> ichat bitchez 18:50 <+bre> shall we all cough on the count of 3? 18:50 <+curiosity_30K> heh 18:50 <+bre> 1 18:50 <+curiosity_30K> or yell yahtzee 18:50 <+bre> 2 18:50 <+grutz_26Hz> 4 18:51 <+Georgre_32A> iirc 18:51 <@yotta_28D> 7 18:51 <@yotta_28D> oh 18:51 <@yotta_28D> so 18:51 <@yotta_28D> 0, 1, 2, 720! < what's the next number in the series? 18:51 <+eliot_28G> shitcock, ichat did not like being turned on 18:52 <+curiosity_30K> i'm trying it now too 18:52 <+Georgre_32A> man typing with this great amount of arm space is great 18:52 <@yotta_28D> :'( 18:53 <@yotta_28D> ok 18:55 <+delay_31a> Yeah, that didn't work. 18:55 <+curiosity_30K> hey eliot 18:56 <+eliot_28G> hey 18:56 <+eliot_28G> it just says starting 18:56 <+curiosity_30K> hey eliot? 18:56 <+eliot_28G> yes? 18:56 -!- Georgre_32A is now known as tiredKid_32A 18:56 -!- tiredKid_32A was kicked from #hoap by yotta_28D [tiredKid_32A] 18:56 <+eliot_28G> cancelled it 18:56 -!- tiredKid_32A [~georgyo@192.168.42.143] has joined #hoap 18:57 <+curiosity_30K> ok 18:57 <@yotta_28D> ;) 18:57 < tiredKid_32A> who kicks me 18:57 -!- mode/#hoap [+v tiredKid_32A] by yotta_28D 18:57 <@yotta_28D> you were'n the one who wanted someone kicked? 18:57 <@yotta_28D> sorry then 18:57 * tiredKid_32A throws a keyboard at yotta_28D 18:57 <+curiosity_30K> adium doesn't support video does it? 18:59 <+grutz_26Hz> where does osx store its http docs? 18:59 <+eliot_28G> vee are german yotta ov course vee have teh chocolate 18:59 <@yotta_28D> heh 19:00 <+eliot_28G> comp says I only have another hour of this fun; are we there yet? 19:01 <+grutz_26Hz> http://192.168.42.194/ART/ for some real art. bekinski, geiger, van eck, etc. boring! 19:01 <@yotta_28D> no 19:01 <+eliot_28G> 33% done 19:01 <+tiredKid_32A> heh, I have 7 hours of bat life left 19:02 -!- parity [~Eric@192.168.42.124] has joined #hoap 19:02 <@yotta_28D> i should have 3 hours left or so 19:02 <@yotta_28D> hmm 19:03 <+curiosity_30K> hey parity 19:03 < parity> yo 19:03 <@yotta_28D> charging state: discharging 19:03 <@yotta_28D> present rate: 13645 mW 19:03 <@yotta_28D> remaining capacity: 16830 mWh 19:03 -!- parity is now known as parity_30E 19:03 <@yotta_28D> I have a battery with 52000mWh still 19:04 <+eliot_28G> Im in ur itunes lisnen to ur girl talk 19:04 -!- mode/#hoap [+v parity_30E] by yotta_28D 19:04 <+curiosity_30K> heh, grutz - I like the header: Apache/1.3.33 Server at 127.0.0.1 Port 80 19:04 <+grutz_26Hz> pwn the osx 19:04 <+grutz_26Hz> http://192.168.42.194/HOAP/ 19:04 <+curiosity_30K> XSS on a plane! 19:05 <+delay_31a> Yeah, my itunes library is shared; not much in it, I only store stuff I recently ripped on the laptop, main library is at home. 19:05 <+grutz_26Hz> so where's the wiki so we can mass deface it and argue more? 19:05 <@yotta_28D> i don't have the wiki software 19:05 <@yotta_28D> i thought i downloaded it, but i failed to do so :( 19:05 <+grutz_26Hz> jaegarmeister shots anybody? 19:06 <+curiosity_30K> sure 19:06 <+eliot_28G> sounds good, you want my tylenol pm? 19:07 <+tiredKid_32A> sounds like a party 19:07 <+grutz_26Hz> oontz oontz oontz oontz 19:07 <+parity_30E> the germans call it 'doof' 19:07 <+parity_30E> doof doof doof 19:07 <@yotta_28D> I have excedrin 19:08 <@yotta_28D> it's got caffine in it 19:08 <+grutz_26Hz> claritin 19:08 <+parity_30E> i missed my flight to black hat on wednesday -- 19:08 <+parity_30E> -- so i could get a root canal 19:08 <+parity_30E> hence, i have vicodin 19:08 <+curiosity_30K> ouch 19:08 <+grutz_26Hz> now that's a party 19:08 <+curiosity_30K> heh 19:08 <+delay_31a> Root canal or vicodin? 19:08 <+curiosity_30K> let's trade drugs 19:08 <+curiosity_30K> on a plane 19:08 <@yotta_28D> dude 19:08 <@yotta_28D> talk about that shit in PM 19:08 <+curiosity_30K> heh 19:08 <+grutz_26Hz> the fedz are watching irc 19:08 <@yotta_28D> yeah 19:09 <+tiredKid_32A> wait till we hit international waters 19:09 <+grutz_26Hz> install OTR man 19:09 <+curiosity_30K> oh noes 19:09 <@yotta_28D> the NSA is watching 19:09 <+tiredKid_32A> then let the drug trading begin 19:09 <@yotta_28D> well 19:09 <@yotta_28D> this irc server is actually it's own counrty. 19:09 <+rytus_32c> as long as you don't say bomb ull be fine 19:09 <@yotta_28D> dude 19:09 <+grutz_26Hz> canada is canabis ok 19:09 <@yotta_28D> people can read my screen 19:09 -!- gotszlin [~gotszlin@192.168.42.150] has joined #hoap 19:09 <+rytus_32c> oh snap! 19:10 <@yotta_28D> it's da fed, hide 19:10 <@yotta_28D> hekko! 19:10 <+curiosity_30K> well if I believe what I see in movies, right now at this exact moment, an f-117 Stealth fighter is using an untested docking collar to connect to the underside of our plane with a crack team of special forces onboard, led by Steven Seagal and they're going to take our lunch money 19:10 <@yotta_28D> hello 19:10 <+eliot_28G> yeah, we should set up a tor node if you want to talk that shit ;-) 19:10 < gotszlin> spot the undercover reporter 19:10 <+grutz_26Hz> change your seat number in your nick 19:10 <@yotta_28D> haha 19:10 <+grutz_26Hz> they'll never find you that way 19:10 <+grutz_26Hz> harrison ford is onboard? 19:10 -!- gotszlin is now known as ICECommander_19 19:10 -!- ICECommander_19 is now known as ICECommandr_19E 19:11 <+curiosity_30K> heh 19:11 <+parity_30E> so i bought the current issue of Rolling Stone 19:11 <+curiosity_30K> anyone running mrtg to graph our bandwidth? 19:11 <+tiredKid_32A> Heh, it would be funny if someone connected to HoaP network thinking they can get internet on this flight 19:11 < ICECommandr_19E> haha 19:11 <+tiredKid_32A> I am sure someone has 19:12 <+parity_30E> let's see those dhcp leases 19:12 <@yotta_28D> probably 19:12 <+curiosity_30K> well it says Hacker right in the name... 19:12 <+eliot_28G> that's what I'm sayin, give them a splash page... 19:12 <+curiosity_30K> serves 'em right 19:12 <+eliot_28G> that looks like gmail ;) 19:12 < ICECommandr_19E> even if the rest of this journey sucks, IRC on a plane will still have made my week 19:12 <+grutz_26Hz> YOUWILLBEHACKED has never stopped anyone from connecting to an AP 19:12 <+curiosity_30K> heh 19:12 <+grutz_26Hz> goatse on the plane! 19:13 <+curiosity_30K> i thought of that but didn't say it out loud 19:13 <+parity_30E> so anyway, about that rolling stone 19:13 <+parity_30E> it features an article about the same dateline nbc show that sent the chick to defcon 19:13 <+grutz_26Hz> goatse at 39,000 ft 19:13 <+parity_30E> they are some slimy fuckers 19:13 <+grutz_26Hz> awesome 19:13 <+parity_30E> and the really rich irony is 19:13 < ICECommandr_19E> hmm "power water" 19:13 <+parity_30E> at the end of every show, they bust somebody 19:13 <+tiredKid_32A> well, in order toget that someone would have to mirror goatse 19:14 <+parity_30E> and make them do this walk of shame on camera 19:14 <+tiredKid_32A> And mirroring goatse would be werid 19:14 <+grutz_26Hz> are they passing out olive oil? 19:14 <+parity_30E> which although i've never seen it, i imagine must look a lot like the walk that chick got to do back to the parking lot 19:14 <+curiosity_30K> the water they're handing out looks like something like a nitrous canister 19:14 <+tiredKid_32A> naw water 19:14 <+eliot_28G> I think it's an enema 19:14 <@yotta_28D> I count 21 people 19:14 <+eliot_28G> I said no 19:14 <@yotta_28D> gotten leases 19:14 <+delay_31a> Yes, yes it does. 19:16 <+delay_31a> It's also designed to splash water on you. 19:16 <+parity_30E> yeah, i did it twice 19:16 <+parity_30E> no more power water for me 19:16 * parity_30E is switching to fire water 19:16 < ICECommandr_19E> here's a fun experiment: get an airtight water bottle and close it when taking off 19:16 <+bre> if you squeeze it you get more fizzy 19:16 < ICECommandr_19E> open up at 35000 feet 19:16 <+curiosity_30K> ahah, I just looked at the water bottle and the word 'alive' looked like 'saliva' to me 19:17 -!- mode/#hoap [+v ICECommandr_19E] by yotta_28D 19:17 <+tiredKid_32A> it tastes like saliva 19:17 <+grutz_26Hz> salvia bottles 19:17 <+grutz_26Hz> that would be fun 19:17 <+ICECommandr_19E> so, who put drugs in their baggage? 19:18 <+curiosity_30K> I put drugs in someone else's baggage... 19:18 <+grutz_26Hz> not over international waters yet, can't tell ya 19:18 <+tiredKid_32A> that is the way to do 19:18 <+ICECommandr_19E> apparently they do when you fly out of Columbia 19:18 <+ICECommandr_19E> s/do/do that 19:19 <@yotta_28D> I have perscriptions for all of mine 19:19 <+curiosity_30K> I have to meet someone in the bathroom later to get the rest of my balloons... 19:19 * ICECommandr_19E 1 hour of battery life remaining 19:19 <+curiosity_30K> anyone else on here see the syringe disposal box in the restroom at the airport? That kinda creeped me out... 19:19 -!- bre [~Bre@192.168.42.155] has quit [Quit: bre] 19:19 <@yotta_28D> Battery 1: discharging, 38%, 00:56:11 remaining 19:19 <@yotta_28D> Battery 2: charged, 1% 19:19 * parity_30E is diabetic 19:19 <+curiosity_30K> 43 minutes of powah 19:19 <@yotta_28D> curiosity_30K: insulin, obviously 19:20 * curiosity_30K is too 19:20 * parity_30E likes those thoughtful syringe disposal box people 19:20 <+tiredKid_32A> If anyone got an IBM T series 19:20 <+curiosity_30K> well yeah, but it's just something I see a lot 19:20 -!- h1kari [~h1kari@192.168.42.161] has joined #hoap 19:20 <+tiredKid_32A> I have a spare batterie 19:20 <+curiosity_30K> heh I meant NOT 19:20 <@yotta_28D> i have a spare 19:20 -!- ioerror [~ioerror@192.168.42.205] has joined #hoap 19:20 <+curiosity_30K> hey hikari 19:20 <@yotta_28D> ioerror: hi! 19:20 < h1kari> wassup 19:20 <+curiosity_30K> tired: for what kinda machines 19:20 <+eliot_28G> about time lzy asses 19:20 <+ICECommandr_19E> seat numbers in nicks please 19:20 < ioerror> What's the root password on this server? 19:20 < ioerror> ;-) 19:21 -!- mode/#hoap [+v h1kari] by yotta_28D 19:21 <+eliot_28G> we're running out of power 19:21 -!- mode/#hoap [+v ioerror] by yotta_28D 19:21 <+h1kari> go to the restroom 19:21 <@yotta_28D> i'm good for at least another three hours 19:21 -!- ioerror is now known as ioerror_20k 19:21 <+grutz_26Hz> they yell at you for taking the laptop to the restroom 19:21 <+parity_30E> yep 19:22 <+curiosity_30K> heh 19:22 <+grutz_26Hz> hide it under your shirt 19:22 <+parity_30E> flying alone once i didn't want to leave my laptop unattended 19:22 <+parity_30E> took it to the restroom 19:22 <+tiredKid_32A> why would they yell 19:22 <+curiosity_30K> crotch it 19:22 <+parity_30E> got a ration of shit 19:22 <+tiredKid_32A> if you break it, thats your problem 19:22 <+ioerror_20k> If people can have sex in airplanes, surely you can charge your laptop 19:22 <+eliot_28G> keister it 19:22 <+grutz_26Hz> they don't like that either, ioerror_20k 19:22 <+h1kari> ioerror_20k: people do that?? 19:22 <+grutz_26Hz> fuddy duddies 19:22 <+ioerror_20k> Hopefully later! 19:22 <+ICECommandr_19E> I don't see how two adults can fit in an airplane bathroom 19:22 <+ICECommandr_19E> the mile high club is a myth 19:22 <+delay_31a> ICECommandr_19E: Carefully. 19:22 <+ioerror_20k> Is that a bet? 19:22 <+delay_31a> And no, it isn't a myth. 19:23 <+eliot_28G> to io they're essentially the same 19:23 <+curiosity_30K> jackradical has the only device on the plane (afaik) that you could use irc from the bathroom with 19:23 <+grutz_26Hz> we can try to see how many we can fit.. like in a vw 19:23 <+h1kari> well, while you're doing it, you might as well charge your batteries too 19:23 <@yotta_28D> I'll help test that one! 19:23 <+ioerror_20k> I bet you will. 19:23 <+ioerror_20k> Ok, you can blow me in the bathroom 19:23 <+ioerror_20k> Technically it's not gay, I won't enjoy it for a moment. 19:23 <+grutz_26Hz> charge your laptop, discharge your.... 19:23 <+curiosity_30K> heh 19:23 <+grutz_26Hz> not gay if the balls don't touch 19:23 <+curiosity_30K> conservation of matter and energy or some shit 19:24 <+ICECommandr_19E> its in international territory, it isnt cheating 19:24 <+tiredKid_32A> whoa 19:24 <@yotta_28D> haha 19:24 <+tiredKid_32A> time for me to tune out 19:24 <+curiosity_30K> heh 19:24 <+grutz_26Hz> oh shit, this isn't the nc-17 channel? 19:24 <@yotta_28D> it's irc 19:24 <+tiredKid_32A> No it is 19:24 <@yotta_28D> irc is all nc-17 all the time 19:24 <+ICECommandr_19E> que up the ascii pr0n 19:24 <+eliot_28G> what you didn't see the (oYo)? 19:25 <+tiredKid_32A> well 19:25 <+curiosity_30K> I was just going to say "I'm gonna bail when my battery is down to 30 minutes" but that really takes on a new meaning here :) 19:25 <+tiredKid_32A> technically, nc-17 would be nc-12 on irc 19:26 <@yotta_28D> ioerror_20k: you wouldn't enjoy it because I'm male, or because it's fucking uncomfortable in there 19:26 <@yotta_28D> uh, hold on, battery swap time 19:26 <@yotta_28D> Battery 1: discharging, 4%, 00:06:21 remaining 19:26 <@yotta_28D> Battery 2: charged, 1% 19:26 <+ioerror_20k> I don't mind, I'm bisexual. I just don't find you attractive. 19:26 <+eliot_28G> I think both are considered fucking uncomfortable 19:28 <+curiosity_30K> did the server tank?
...at this point the Wireless Access Point did die while the batteries were being changed in-flight. --Curiosity 09:50, 8 August 2007 (CEST)