that you just can’t say goodbye to?
You sadly can’t use it anymore
and it’s been collecting dust for a while,
but you don’t want to just bin it
because it still has some meaning to you?
Bring it to 31C3 for a majestic farewell ceremony!
Whilst mechanically destroying your hardware
you can indulge in memories
and share them with your friends
Our facility can fit hardware
from the size of a microSD up to a desktop computer.
Things that might break in spectacular ways are especially welcome.
Please don’t leave behind
the remains of your valued hardware,
remember to bring a bag
suited to collect the remainders
so you can dispose of them respectfully.
We don’t have the capacity to take care
of the loved hardware
of all 31C3 visitors.